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F.B.I. Secrets That James Comey Knows
The Season's Hottest New Podcasts
How to Dismiss Harassment Like a French Woman
A Holiday Gift Guide for Manly Men
I Swear That I, Justin Trudeau, Am Not Trying to Hurt You
Excerpts from the All-Girl Remake of "Lord of the Flies"
Excerpts from Steinbeck's Novel About the 2013-17 Drought
What's in James Comey's Memos?
One Hundred Days of Ineptitude
Heartwarming Movies, Adapted for Congressional Republicans
The New York Times
Autumn Means More Than Wet Socks and Gourd Tea
Airbnb Review of My Childhood Home
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A Statement from Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps in His House
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Rihanna's 'Bitch Better Have My Money,' Repurposed for Freelancers
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Birth of Samuel Allen Novak
Every Single Possible Way I Have Attempted to Repurpose Nabakov's Famous Line "(Picnic, Lightning)"
Critics Respond to Classic Jokes Told by Male Comedians and Female Comedians
Welcome to PINT-SIZED, the Daycare Bar for Adults
Electric Literature
Literary Wedding Ideas for People Who Don't Really Understand Books
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Books Where the Dog Dies, Re-Written So the Dog Doesn't Die
I Only Listen to Audiobooks on Vinyl
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The American Bystander
Can I Be Real With You for a Second? by Yankee Doodle
Seasons' Greetings from the Steinbeck Family! (Reprint)
I Am a Writer. Please Don't Make Me Write.
Who Are the Democratic Socialists of America?
Reductress
I Have No F***ing Idea How I'm Supposed to Feel About Coldplay
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Ways to Be Ambiguous About Whether You Have a Cat or a Child
My Name is Too Weird to Be On a Coke Can
Natural Highs That Are Way Better While Actually High
Did You Not Read the Pillow That Said 'Live, Laugh, Love'?
'RIP, John Cena!' and Other Things We Would Say if the Very Healthy John Cena Died
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Donnie's Book Report About the Witch Hunt
Everyone Gawking at Me at This Skate Park is Failing to Focus on the 47% of Bones I DIDN'T Break
Trump's Plans for a Canadian Border Wall
A Few More Statements About Black History Month From President Trump
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A New Chipotle Rewards Program
Let's All Take the Loyalty Oath!
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If Toddlers Threw Their Own Parties
What's Your Disney Princess Parenting Style?
The Rumpus: Funny Women
Other Contenders for 2017's Word of the Year
The Belladonna
My 14 Best Pickup Lines That Are Always Successful and Good
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Less Famous Second Lines From Great Works of Literature
The Cut
I Think About This A Lot: The NSYNC Song 'Space Cowboy'
Paste Magazine
A Mommy Message Board Dissects the Ending of The Grapes of Wrath
Points in Case
Episode from the Dark, Gritty Reboot of Blue's Clues
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I'm So Excited to Announce that I Now Say 'Namaste'
The Toast
Seasons' Greetings from the Steinbeck Family!
The Gradual Devolution of My Goals as an English Teacher
Songs from a Bon Iver Album In Which Everyone is Emotionally Stable and Living in the Suburbs
The Establishment
If e.e. cummings Were a Spambot
25 Tracks from Donald Trump's Spotify Playlist
What I Mean When I Say 'YAAAAAS Queen'
Elves on the Shelf Can't Justify Electoral College
Cafe
Usher Songs We're All Looking at a Little Differently Now
D.B. Weiss and David Benioff Have Lots of Other Offensive Show Ideas
As Sperm Count Continues to Drop, Drastic Measures Must Be Taken
More Leaked Game of Thrones Episodes That We Just Made Up
Jay-Z Thinks Chris Martin is a Modern Day Shakespeare
6 Shows to Expect from Shonda Rhimes
Joel Osteen's Bible Just May Read a Little Differently Than Yours
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I Think About This A Lot: The 'NSync Song 'Space Cowboy'
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